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dating sites are garbage!!!!!! contact threads are worthless!!!!!!!!!! too shy to meet people irl!!!!!!!!!! i alienate everyone with my incessant screaming!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#now onto the more important thing: hummus#edit: i think what really gets me#is the implication that this woman is the only person that the hummus story would ever have worked on#that no one else would have believed the hummus story for even a moment#but this boy just happened to have a mother who did not know until that very moment that her favorite food was hummus#the one person on earth who took a single bite of hummus and thought#this explains all those orgasmic sounds#i need no further explanation#all i care about now is hummus (@unpretty)

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